Dog Parks: A Review By Kero One Star. Would Like To File A Formal Complaint.
Humans love dog parks. For reasons I do not entirely understand, they gather dozens of dogs together in a fenced area and hope everyone makes good decisions. Have you met dogs? Some of us eat goose poop. This is not a population known for careful judgment. Still, Mom and Dad occasionally take me to dog parks. I will admit they can be fun. There are new smells. New dogs. New squirrels to monitor from a distance. And occasionally someone drops a treat. So overall, not terrible. At least that's what I thought. The Problem With Public Gatherings Most dogs at dog parks are perfectly lovely. I've met friendly Labradors. Polite Golden Retrievers. A Basset Hound who looked like he had given up on life sometime around 2018. Excellent company. The problem is that whenever large groups gather together, someone inevitably brings something nobody wants. Kind of like office potlucks. Or Facebook comment sections. The Incident Now, I would like to make it clear that I did not immediately know...
