Horton Hears a Thunder: By Kero, Shiba Inu, Household Supervisor, and Reluctant Guardian of Absolute Chaos
I'd like to begin today's article by discussing one of humanity's greatest failures. Weather. Specifically thunder. Rain is fine. Snow is acceptable. Sunshine is excellent and should be available on demand. But thunder? Thunder is just the sky throwing a tantrum. One minute, everything is peaceful. The birds are singing. The squirrels are conducting whatever criminal activities squirrels conduct. You're enjoying a perfectly good nap. Then suddenly... BOOM. The entire sky explodes. And somehow we're all supposed to act like this is normal. Humans are truly adaptable creatures. "It's Perfectly Safe" That's what humans always say. "It's just thunder, Kero." Interesting. Then explain why every human in this house jumps when somebody drops a frying pan. Or why do you all suddenly become Olympic athletes when a spider appears? The hypocrisy is exhausting. The Dogs Who Hear the Storm First Here's the unfair part. Many dogs know a storm i...
