Why Your Dog Is Secretly Judging You By Kero, Professional Evaluator of Human Decisions
Humans have a fascinating belief. You think you're the ones in charge. I don't know who started this rumour, but it has gotten wildly out of hand. The truth is that dogs spend an astonishing amount of time observing humans. Especially Shiba Inus. We're not like Labradors. Labradors think everything is wonderful. A Labrador could watch someone accidentally lock themselves out of their own house and still think: "What a fantastic day!" Shibas are different. We evaluate. We analyze. We judge. Constantly. And after years of careful observation, I have reached several conclusions. Your Outfit Choices Are Concerning Humans spend money on clothing. A lot of money. Then you wear the same sweatpants three days in a row. Why? You own seventeen pairs of shoes. Yet somehow choose the least attractive option every single time. I've seen you leave the house looking like a perfectly respectable member of society. I've also seen you go grocery shopping looking like a sl...
